951. - Chris & Jason

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Three flight, one hour drive day to get here. And the final flight. Three flights as in three separate airplane trips. Three separate airplane trips. LaGuardia. We're not talking about stairs. No, we're not talking about stairs. Because I did 64 yesterday if we're going to fucking. But go ahead. I went from LaGuardia to Minneapolis. Then we went to Minneapolis to Vancouver. Then in Vancouver, you land at the main terminal. Vancouver Airport, one of the world's best. Unbelievable airport. Land at the Vancouver Airport. Okay. Then the. The terminal that we had to leave from to fly on the smallest plane I've ever been on that's not private to Penticton was a 15 minute cab ride and still considered part of the Vancouver airport. So we get out, I have to go get in a cab, go to this other terminal, get on a plane that Alex squeezed my hand so hard it was purple. Like it was truly scary. This plane was, it felt like we were going into battle, like a military style, no frills kind of situation. You know what I mean? It was giving WW2. It was giving me W2. We landed safely, of course, in a place called Penticton. Then I was able to get an all-new, a late-model Big Boy Yukon. So I do feel like I'm fitting. That was the only upside. I do feel like I'm fitting in in that way. Yukon XL 2026? Big boy with like the rumbling engine, the brr, brr, brr, brr. You know what I mean? The RSV or whatever. You got the rumble package on the Yukon XL? I was able to get the rumble package for my friends. Black or is it a gray purple? No, it's black. No, it's crazy. It's the gift. So anyway, I'm here. We went to a wedding yesterday in a church that horses had moved. to its current location in the 1800s. So it's all really, there's a lot of good and bad in this. It's a pretty fascinating place. They got a horses pop-up there? What'd you say? It's crazy, bro. The off-menu pasta was smacking, I will say. It's as good as Bruce. Okay. So you're over here in... Osu-yous. Osu-yous, yeah. Osu-yous. Osu-yousful, the place where two lakes come together. You spend some time on the lake. It has a very unique ecosystem over there in Osu-yous. I'm trying to figure it out. I would love to. I don't have enough time to get a boat rental going, but otherwise, you know, I'll figure something out. Look, it's not Lake Como. You don't have to take the criss-craft out. You don't have to spend $18.50 per hour. Imagine if I could fit in a couple hours in the jet ski out on the lake. Oh, baby. It's not that.

warm today i mean i would do it of course it's only going to be 72 but the sun's out it's a nice day it honestly is a beautiful setting so you're you're in town for a wedding and the wedding already happened no the wedding well the wedding the wedding happened yesterday it was very intimate and then the party is tonight but the best part about this is alex's old friend georgia her husband frazier stuntman all right professional stuntman is he paid too Dude, honestly, it seems pretty sick because I was asking him last night at the dinner. I was like, bro, how can we break a bottle over my head this weekend? You know what I mean? And he was like, oh, dude, I wish you would have let me know. He's like, don't buy any shit off Amazon. Those might not work. You know what I mean? You've got to get some real prop house fake bottles if you want to get it. Not all breakaway glass is created equal, Christian. And I was really glad to hear that because that is an idea that I would have gotten to my head and then all of a sudden we're in Burbank at the studio. You're going to break a bottle over my head and I'm fucking at Cedars 30 minutes later. So I'm glad that we went over this. 9-1-1 type shit. Okay. Yeah, exactly. So you're over here with Cliff Booth, a fictional Hollywood stuntman. Yes. So he's, in addition to him being paid and a literal stuntman, I'm assuming he has a nice body and is good looking and a charming fella. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. But the best part is I looked at his truck yesterday, a little bumper sticker on the window. I love stunts. What a great sticker. If you're a stuntman, it's great. Dude. If you're not. Also great. Yeah, it works for everybody. It works for everybody. Yeah, so we're here, and I have another marathon travel day tomorrow to make it back in time so we can head to London to head to Bister Village. Yes, popping in through Bister Village. It's all happening for me. I actually feel okay. I slept pretty well last night, so I'm coming back to life. It's that desert air. It's cleansing, brother. it is it's been a lot of this has been a pretty even for me an experienced traveler this has been a test of my patience i will say well how many times a year do you think you know you have a lot of schedules and travel things and sectors of your life going on and sometimes things flow perfectly and then sometimes you know you've got a wedding and a work trip and a fun trip and a this and they all kind of coincide at the very same exact time and then

really takes a toll on the old immune system, I'm assuming. Is that like three times a year it happens? I feel like that's it for me, probably. Honestly, you know me. If I feel bad, I kind of just thug it out. Well, it's also like the train don't stop. It's not like, what am I going to do? Not do something I'm supposed to do contractually? That's not really an option for me. I know, I know. But when it's non-negotiable everywhere, when the personal thing is also, you can't move your... your best friend's wedding that you know that's it's a non-negotiable and a work thing is non-negotiable and maybe you had a fly fishing trip on the calendar and field and stream's gonna shit a brick if you have to push that again he'd field and stream is like we will replace you with david coggins again don't don't get it twisted we will replace your little ass coggins is in my top eight i have no problem contacting him I have absolutely no problem getting in touch with him digitally to make this go. So while you're in Osu, you're enjoying nature. I'm assuming it's not a big city vibes. It's not giving. No, it's not. Metropolitan. Are you seeing, are you doing some RFK style snake removal? That's so funny. Some bare hand desert trail. That's so funny that you said that. Alex said yesterday, this place is known for rattlesnakes. And I said, funny you said that i saw a video of rfk doing exactly what i would do if i encountered some rattlers over here at the spirit ridge property i would grab them with my left and my right and shake those motherfuckers so they didn't know what happened to you know well well rfk he he grabbed a couple black snakes i forgot what they're called but they're i don't think they're venomous or poisonous he wasn't he wasn't gonna die but they will bite and i think he wants like that's one of the only times he feels alive like that's when he That's why he goes in there and touches these wild animals who are, like, frightened and, you know, fight or flight's going on. I think he, like, you know, kind of like that one friend of yours who hates his dad and then, you know, always gets in fights. And you're like, maybe he likes getting hit. I think RFK likes getting bit by a snake. It's the only time he feels something. It's funny you brought up the bite because I sent you guys that video yesterday from an Ella...

uh langley fan account where she's in her you know whatever her texas you know brand new build kitchen and her friend open floor plan y'all we got an open floor plan and stable so it's super nice a super plenty of room in the kitchen okay go ahead i'm watching the video i didn't watch it right now okay so she's her friend is off camera and her friend has gotten bitten by something and ella has a pack of skull in front of her and she's saying this is what my daddy used to do when we were growing up she takes a pinch of the skull puts it on the white part of of the the of the band-aid and then sticks that to her friend's rear end where the friend has been bitten and apparently the tobacco fixes the sting and i looked in the comments several people are agreeing to this and saying that this is a real thing that people do and i as a person who grew up in the south for you know obviously most of my life I've never heard of this. Do you think this is a Texas thing, or do you think I just wasn't Southern enough to come into contact with this? I think it's definitely a folk-style tradition of treatments. I don't know how medically sound it is, but it seems like it's more local to Texas than your neck of the woods. This is something I would really like to try. I just don't want to get bit, and I feel like now the only option would be a zen. you know i feel like there's no i feel like people the skull is not laying around quite as much as tucker's pouches well you could i mean i guess when you when you get the little pack of tobacco in there it's it's kind of wet and moist and alive it's like my it's like my santa maria novella potpourri when you open the pack yeah it reminds me so much of that it's basically a kombucha scoby it's just seething with life um but i would say yeah um Okay, I just looked it up. It says rural Texas, Nebraska, Mississippi. Georgia's on there. It says in the Appalachian South, quote unquote, wet tobacco or tobacco juice on bee stings, wasp stings, hornets, etc. Is a recognizable old remedy? Something that mama or papa would do, Chris. This is very, which is what I'm wondering. Can I get, you know, one of my parliament? Can I?

Oh, empty out a P funk. Yeah. And then through a couple, you know, 50 CCs of whatever juice on there. Yeah. Will that, will that wake up? my wet tobacco enough or is it dead on arrival? That's a great question. Once it's dried, can you rehydrate? This is a question for the kitchen. I feel like we got to get Baragani on the phone for this. Baragani, I've got, I want to treat the tobacco like my morels. Can I reconstitute them? He's like, well, use veal stock, but yeah, we can get that tobacco back up. My question is, yeah, is this something, I mean, could you squirt a little lemon on it? You know what I mean? Would there be something additive that you could do that isn't in the water family that would also rehydrate? You know what I mean? In the water family? You could say lemon juice is lemon water, and I would avoid squirting acids right onto that bloody wound. Well, here's what I'm saying. I think it's going to be more of a Crisco, Duke's mayonnaise, a little Hellman on there. I pulled some of my skull out. I mixed it up with mayonnaise like it was tuna fish. I just stuck it on my ass. All of a sudden, my cut was healed. A little deviled ham on there. I should sort you out. A little deviled ham on that sting. You'll be good as new. I love a local, regional folkloric remedy like that. I think, you know. The closest I got to that was, you know, drink seven up when you're sick. Yeah, sure, sure. Even when I was a kid, like, what? No. How could that possibly work? Your immune system is destroyed. Let's put 64 grams of sugar onto that. Well, I feel like the California version of this is like, bro, a stingray got me. You got to pee on me. I feel like this is the same thing. There's so many movies about surfing and lore around surfing because it's such a sport that connects us with nature. But we don't talk enough about the critter stings and how to heal them as urban. Yeah, I'm watching Blue Crush, North Shore, all these great surf movies. Not a lot of critter bite story arcs going on. That's what I'm saying. I will use AI technology to write the perfect 90s surf rom-com shred fest script.

But it's more or less just about different critters biting you and then kind of local remedies. Jellyfish, stingrays, small sharks. How you're able to recover after you found a remedy in Meemaw's notepad. Meemaw doesn't know what to do when I step on that sea urchin, does she? She ain't never seen shit like that before. I gotta go to Giuseppe. I gotta go call Davide's grandpa, figure out how to do that one. I need somebody who's got a nice old English tattoo of the year they were born on their chest. They're going to sort me out. The only people who can sort you out. All right, we got to talk about Prattgate because it seems like the internet. So Interview Magazine did a story with Spencer Pratt. So did Vanity Fair. And in classic form of the internet, everybody is up in arms. Defund Mel Ottenberg. Defund Interview. Cancel your subscription to Vanity Fair. This is unbelievable that they would talk to a political candidate. I am once again here to remind you that the word platforming is being misused in 2026. All right, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Quince. Jason, the temps are warming up. It's getting hot out there. Summer always changes how I get dressed. I need pieces that feel lighter, more breathable. And they're just easy, but still put together. I don't want to look like a slob. That's why I keep coming back to Quince. They focus on high-quality essentials that feel and look amazing. Breathable linen and soft organic cottons. Well-made basics, but without the luxury markups. That rare balance where everything feels elevated. but still effortless. Yeah, Chris, linen season is here. I wore a linen blazer to dinner a few nights ago in the warm California sun. But, you know, you got that Italy trip coming up this summer and quality European linen pants and shirts. Upgrade that look starting at just $34. You know, if you get a nice linen suit, a little t-shirt underneath it, some chill shoes, you're looking good, but you're staying cool. The inside of your special areas are nice and dry as you turn up with your besties. So elevate that summer wardrobe. Go to quince.com slash how long for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns, even on a nice holiday now available in Canada.

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hang himself situation you know what i mean it's it's not it's like they don't they're not taking they're not taking beautiful studio portraits of flattering photos of him you know what i mean they got him outside in the fucking sun with three chins and he's saying the the dumb shit that he always says and i i just don't understand that is not platforming that is like doing a timely story and when it's and then the argument is well what about the other candidates guess what the other candidates aren't as interesting i don't think spencer pratt is going to win i don't think he should win i don't think that people that read interview magazine are going to vote for spencer pratt because they saw him answering questions i just i'm so confused by the outrage i really am okay well i've got some ideas and i don't think um the the the person who wrote it ben barna um I don't think that he's trying to... Ben is not trying to... Ben is doing his job at Interview Magazine and writing stories about things that are happening in our country. Ben is not a member of the alt-right who's trying to platform a MAGA person. He also doesn't even live in LA, right? He's a New Yorker. Yeah, he's a New Yorker. Canadian, actually. So even less interested. Shout out, Benjamin. But I guess, to me, the only difference is... The fact that it's interview, it's a little different. You don't feel like it's going to be a fair or a scathing takedown or anything. You know, it's probably going to be a puff piece of some sort. But I think the fact that the photos feel platforming, if it was just an article with written words and it was a story about the nuances and I didn't read the story, but people who did are saying like, you know, it doesn't necessarily, it's not like. big upping him it's it's like sort of letting him yeah that's you know just when you have a when you have a person like that you just hit record and you just write down all the insane shit they say because it's but it's what i find interesting is nathan spencer will dig his own grave but if there weren't photos of him smiling hanging out with local mexicans and i don't think any this would even happen but you have to take photos for a story like what are you supposed to do like you that's what interview does they take photos for every story that's what magazines and newspapers do but i get my point is

Since nobody's reading the story, myself included. We're just sort of going based off of vibes, and the vibe of this is a smiling picture of Spencer Pratt, and he looks good, so it's probably platforming. But this is my whole problem. That's my whole problem. You can't comment on a photo when there's a story attached if you don't read the story. And I'm saying 90% of these people didn't read the story, which is fine if you don't want to read the story, and you're so disinterested in that you don't want to read it. I totally get it. I'm not interested in him either. The only reason I read it is because of the outrage. You know what I mean? and Nathan Pemberton, I was talking to him when I was in LA last week, he spent three days with Spencer for the New York Times and wrote a story about him and spent all the time with him and they have photos of him too and no one says shit. It's just a very confusing, because it's the newspaper, it's different. You know what I mean? But at this point, I think that we have to understand that politics are a culture and they can't be sort of relegated to these kind of older corners of the media. Like they're going to, especially Like, I also don't understand how we expect. Spencer Pratt, if you're our age, you grew up with him as a... Not a household name, but a major celebrity. Do you know what I mean? Like if you were our age and you were out in that time, we are now like prime voting age. We are also the editors and writers at these publications. So I'm not sure how we're expected to ignore this because it is a fascinating story. It would be like if, you know, let's say you're a 24-year-old right now and there's an article about, you know, 6ix9ine running for mayor of New York. Yeah. You're going to read that shit. Yeah. But I just think, I just think that the, the, the part that we keep missing about all this stuff is that like, if you are stupid enough for that to work on you, then you just, if you're stupid enough to vote for Spencer Pratt and that's your problem, that's not the magazine's fault. That's your fault. Like that's not I just don't understand how we've taken any personal agency out of all human beings where it's like, oh, everybody's so dumb. This is going to work on them is the expectation, which that that sucks to me. Well, unfortunately, you know, I think those the rules have changed. And before, like when you're saying like you can't, you know, base your opinions off only off of the photos or the vibes of the article without reading the article. Unfortunately.

you know nobody plays by those rules anymore we have moved beyond that but here's what i'm saying it's a new world derogatory but what i'm saying what i'm saying to you is that it's like if if this yeah i mean sure but but it's it's like if that's how we feel then a magazine would be or a publication would be irresponsible for posting just photos but if they're posting the article in the photos and you choose not to read the article that's sort of on you is what i'm saying you know what i mean like if you if they were choosing to display it as like look at this hot guy running from air which no one you know what i mean which no one is doing like i said those photos were i'm not going to say on purposely unflattering but i think they were uh unvarnished let's say i don't think those were heavily retouched i think they were on camera flash in the blazing sun you know what i mean i think it's i think it's i don't think they were and now his interview's version of you know doing the work whereas the new york times photo It's a professionally taken photo. Color balance is all there. We've removed the ring light flash from his eyeballs or whatever. But he has a sort of stoic look on his face and the headline is, is Spencer Pratt for real? It asks a question versus like, we got a Spencer Pratt's favorite fish taco spots in LA. The meat of the article is likely... you know, not too far away from each other, but just those two little tweaks. But that's not, but this is what I'm telling you is that like, that is the, but that's the difference in publication. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, that's the difference in like the New York times and interview magazine shouldn't have that much crossover as, as the way they're presenting people that they're two very different things. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I mean, I'm sure this, I mean, there's a lot of crossover photographer wise. So that makes it, you know, that makes it. that's something but I don't know man I'm just sort of like people are going insane about this in a way where I'm like dude just like don't vote for him it's all good dude like it's it's but I you know I know you're seeing a lot of close friends in LA saying they fuck with Spencer's policies and some some going even less uh close friends and more public yeah I mean I would say it's it's still more more so

People are team Nithya out in public in terms of people in my world. And then, you know, we've got a couple people who play golf that we know are leaning the other way. Every single day it changes and it's exciting so I can see why everyone's talking about it and why it's become, you know, more of a national thing. Totally, totally. You know, like there's an article I read or somebody that I know or like internet friends with about like... spencer pratt's merch like him using the lakers because it's like yeah yeah yeah i was i was i was like that sounds really familiar and i googled mom donnie and nicks and it's like an article from a year or two ago and the nicks are asking mom donnie to not use you know steal his logo to make mom donnie nicks hats i mean the the playbook for winning is is the same no matter what in a lot of ways okay well i'm glad that you're able to escape america for just a weekend and you can just only Worry yourself with Canadian politics. Of course, the important stuff over here. Unfortunately, I haven't heard any or read any articles about the Spencer Pratt tenants in the trees fundraising party with the AI generated throwback tenants flyer. I mean, that is that. It's one of those things where it's like, wow, it'd be really cool if one of these interesting magazines went to this party and did like a scene report and with cobra snake photos of like who would actually go to, you know, I'm very curious to see the cross section of LA's worst at that event. But who's going to do that, you know? But the thing is like, I wouldn't want to do that. I wouldn't want to like walk in. and be like hey i'm only here as a bit i'm just like writing you know no yeah yeah yeah so it's like events like that just happen and then and that's it i mean that that flyer for the tennis of the trees mince and pratt thing is amazing amazing amazing i mean yeah that feels too good to be true as far as like stupidity level

Do you know what I mean? The combination of all the things. It's the only part of Spencer's insane campaign that may have negatively affected it. Everything else has been just fine. The tenant's alignment is actually a lot out of the hill that people are not willing to cross. The tenant's alignment is worse than him blowing $10 million on crystals. Like, this is somehow worse. This is somehow worse. Ice is fine, but I draw the line at GHB in my vodka crown. that flyer it's also like one of those things that is perfect i i want you want to think it's purposely stupid but then you're like wait i don't know if it is i can't tell no it's it's it's perfection that's the problem sometimes something is so bad only ai itself could create what you need like humans are too pure of heart to to create to design that fire the way that it needs to be designed. I mean, it's beautiful from many angles. A thousand Ryder rips with a thousand teal bucks in their Zelle account could not create something like this. This is too good. This is touched by God. It's too extreme. It's too good. Speaking of teal, I was reading in the news that people are cautious and are flagging the fact that he seems to have, quote unquote, fled America and is living in Argentina. In Buenos Aires. Yeah, there's hotter guys there. I don't blame him. I've always wanted to visit Buenos Aires. You know, after watching. I bet you have. After watching Tony Bourdain go there. But now, fucking Teal ruined it. Now the fucking, I'm sure the grinder is all fucking blown out now. But now I'm wondering, is he going to, like, people are like saying, you know, it's giving Nazi vibes fleeing. to Argentina when you're like a gay Nazi. But are we going to get teal pesos instead of teal bucks now? Who's going to be the first creator? That's who starts getting the, those creators are going to, those creators are going to be a little less sub stack, a little more only fans is my guess. Okay. But a creator is a creator. But I mean, but I think there's like, I think there's two different categories for teal buck. Like teal bucks means he's investing in your business. And then we need another word for it when he's investing in your hole for 45 minutes or whatever, you know, investing in your hole. Come on, bro.

Because that's not necessary. We can't write that off. Is this a sex worker? Absolutely not. I'm just a ground floor investor in their hole. I put in a small investment in their hole when they were kind of getting started, and I hope to see it fully realized. I have a full intent to pay all the capital gains on these capital brains. No, it's beautiful. It's beautiful to see their hole has vested so early, and I'm coming out on top of it. We're just so excited. We're just so excited, yeah. We're just so excited. But, you know, because he spends a lot of money on non-business ventures, I'm assuming. So, you know, maybe the, well, we got the teal pesos, and then the, you know, the little fun money, wham, walking around money, we call that. Oh, is that what we call that? I didn't know. Oh, okay. A little walking around money. Good to know. Yeah, get a little wham in your pocket, because that's a... You feel naked leaving the house without, you know, $380 and 20s rolled up. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, 380. You got me, bro. 380 is sort of the over-under on how much you want your wad to be. That's true, because anything over 500, especially if it's in 20s, it's getting uncomfortable. You know what I mean? It could give you a back problem if you sit on that. Yeah, depending on which skew of ball man you have on. Did you listen to Katy Perry, Chief Keefe? Because I feel like that's really in your crosshairs. I saw that. I worry I'm the only motherfucker who is interested in hearing that. I saw her mobbed out with Keefe, and they were wearing bait hoodies together. And the thing that I saw people talking about most was, does this mean that former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau met Chief Keefe? The over-under on that is pretty high. Keefe's like, no, we've met before, actually. Yeah, you don't remember? We were smoking out. We blew out the hotel room at F1 Montreal in 2010. It was Ruth Chris Edmonton, I think, the last time our paths crossed. no bro you were at stampede in calgary you were just so fucked up you don't remember bro that is that was a fucking movie no i mean i i saw them i saw them politicking in the studio where you know katie perry is standing very close to his face and you know that he doesn't like people getting so close well you know that he is like on another planet uh you know on a beautiful selection of drugs

And you know the song is going to be just awful because I love Chief Keef and certain era of Katy Perry's songs. There's no way that he's taken the driver's seat and creative directing this tune. It's definitely a Katy Perry song that he's getting paid $600,000 to do the most throwaway verse on. The only way he gets off the four-wheeler. Yeah, we have to come get off the ATV that you're driving donuts on inside of an airplane hangar. Come over here. And then do the worst 16 of all time. And then we're going to put you back on an airplane and Katy Perry is going to be like, you know, treating it like a Pokemon car that she just collected. I've got a song with Chief Keef. I just wonder, I just can't figure out what, I mean, I know this is baffling to many Katy cats, but I can't figure out what it is exactly she is trying to do to get this train back on the tracks because a Chief Keef feature in [redacted address] to do that. do you know what i mean it doesn't seem like there's one through line that i learned because i read i read a headline saying like they they squash their like decade-long beef so i think maybe in katie's mind this was going to break the internet but it's been so long if i don't know that katie perry and chief heave had beef no one does you know like nick catch dubs might remember it and that's kind of about it yeah i mean You know, there's three guys. There's three guys. I know all of them. They're all white guys who are way, way better DJs than me. And they all remember this beef. And that's it. A cross-section of people who know that. Yeah. It's white guys in their 40s. Yeah, totally. No, it's a very, very small group of people. A small but vocal. You know, small but vocal. Powerful. On Discogs. But, you know, certain things should not mix. I love the beautiful. you know kaleidoscope of genres colliding but but kt and keith together no no no it's too far it's too far what why are people can you answer i want to get into um jason territory a little bit but why are people so upset about boards of canada because i boards of canada was always just sort of some like nerdy shit that like

some hardcore guys I knew liked. You know what I mean? Obviously it's legendary. Like I'm familiar with the graphic design language and I've definitely owned those records on vinyl at some point in my life probably. But what is the, they put out a new album and it seems to be polarizing. But mostly bad, I guess. I'm not totally sure. Yeah, mostly bad. I think, yeah, the new one is called Inferno. But yeah, Boards of Canada known for... late 90s early 2000s kind of ambient electronic experimental shit you know but music has the right to children in 90 it was their probably their big one but yeah the new one People are saying that it's just a straight up no bueno, weird vocal sounds, weird samples and clips. Okay, so it's just weird. It's not like all of a sudden we found out this guy's bad. It's just basically the music sucks. Which is kind of refreshing. Because with Boards of Canada or Autekr or Aphex Twin, all these people who make this experimental, crazy, ambient, electronic music, they're all kind of trolls they're all mysterious they're all like weird shy introverted freaks so you don't really know like is this album bad on purpose as a joke is it like an artistic statement where do they where do they pitchfork gave it best new music 8.6 okay because you know you if you're a pitchfork writer if you give boards of canada a bad review you know like what's even the point anymore What do we even... It's like giving Taylor Swift a bad review. You just ruin the next 18 months of your life. Okay. And Boards of Canada, though, it's like a... It always felt pretty niche to me, but I'm realizing maybe it wasn't that niche or it was big, but niche. Do you know what I'm saying? It's one of those groups or bands or artists where everyone's like, I should know enough about this or I should talk like I know.

enough about it just because everyone else seems to and then maybe with this album people are understanding like oh maybe maybe the the joke is on us the whole time but you know that's why it's kind of fun but also kind of annoying with all these introverted freaks who are like is it real is it a troll am i making fun of you yeah yeah or is that just like my special excuse of like if everything you know if this sucks and it's really bad i can just yeah i play it off as oh what do you oh you guys just don't get it it was a whole thing it was a bit but yeah it's uh most people are saying that it's bad but i think i i scrolled through it um yesterday and you know just like any album nowadays there's like handful of songs that are really nice and good handful of diarrhea this episode of how long gone is brought to you by squarespace Obviously, Jason, you and I spend a lot of time on the World Wide Web, sort of our peers, our listeners, our friends, our colleagues, maybe even your parents if they're freaky. And if you're doing anything in the world... writing, taking pictures. I do topless boxing. You need a website. Exactly. A website that works, that does what it's supposed to do, that allows you to be creative, but also business-minded. Jason, there's one place to go for that, Squarespace. Yeah, Chris, I'm over here. I'm modifying calculators and putting Claude inside of them so you could cheat at school. And I just want a place where I could have everything all in one place. I can have the SEO tools. So those future graduates can find me and, you know, I'm able to accept quote unquote donations for my services that might be gray area. You know what I mean? And then email campaigns. Hey, I got a new, you know, 2.3 version upgrade. Boom, boom, boom. Get the analytics going. Raise some money. Show your investor all of your cool analytics of what's going on. They're going to want to get in early and we can use Blueprint AI to make your website look as professional as your competition, if not more. So head to squarespace.com slash howlong for a free trial. When you're ready to launch, use offer code howlong to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by a new podcast from The Guardian.

Stateside with Kai and Carter. This is covering a lot of our bases, Jason. It's trying to slow down the news and wrestle with the questions we all have about what's happening in the world. And I know you particularly have quite a lot of questions. A lot of questions, but how often? Because we do this podcast three times a week and that's a sweet spot. How many times do they do? Three times a week. And I have a feeling just based on the platform and these talking points that they're maybe going to be covering different stuff than we do. That's just a guess. The Guardian is not some billionaire-owned platform. They're not afraid to say what they want to say, brother. Yeah, Rupert ain't sniffing around in what journalists Kai Wright and Carter Sherman are up to over there at Stateside. But yeah, listen wherever you get your podcasts. You can watch it on YouTube. It's three times a week. And who couldn't use more news? Especially when it's not from here, let's say. Give it a listen. Give it a listen. I was saying to you yesterday, I really liked the Kurt Vile. I was listening to it yesterday on another, we've done like 16, [redacted address] since we've been here. And I was like, man, this is really hitting. There's a, there's a song called like 95, 99 BPM. Absolutely rocks. It was great. 99 BPM. Okay. I'll give it a fricking listen. If it's good enough, I'll put it on the end of the episode. Did you see the gay guys freaking out about Armie Hammer looking like a guy that works at a gun range now yes i saw one comment on the photo posted on the twitter account mail central of course don't follow the algorithm just fed it to me somehow and then somebody named swell c said he can cook me or just eat me raw so it's mostly comments in that nature of like Just deranged horniness. It's too much. But I do think that Armie, because he was at the gym. I saw him at Easton last time I was in town. And he is looking buff. And I always thought of him as buff. But I guess maybe he wasn't. Or he was just, maybe it's the mustache. I kind of agree. And I think that it's more so the age and probably access to certain injectables in 2026 that he didn't have when.

He was rowing at Harvard with Zuck in them. But he was like, yeah, when he was playing a college rower, he looked like a big fucking guy and he wasn't twinkly at all. But I think you just get a little older. Twinkly. You get a little bit older. You have access to protein and nutrition. You got a lot of time on your hands because you've been soft canceled for texting women that you want to eat their organs. And then you just kind of put your head down, do the work. And all he added. you know 15 pounds of muscle and you put that on that frame no bro i think it's put a cop mustache on it and he starts dressing like a fucking kind of a cop and then i'm saying it's it is hot i get it it's like if you wear if you wear like a certain kind of hat and have that mustache and put on 15 pounds of muscle gay guys lose their fucking minds it's it's unbelievable actually kind of similar to the when we were talking about hassan piker before like you know it's he's one of those gay guy fixer uppers where they're like if i just had access to his wardrobe like i could do so much like if hassan piker dressed like the streamer he is and the person he is and wear what army hammer's wearing you know some nike shoes that you bought on costco outlet at nike lifting some like oakley board shorts and like a sweat wicking t-shirt and then a gun range dad hat like every gay guy's like thank you perfect yeah this is all you had to do that yeah they're going we honestly imagine going to hassan piker's closet and burning all the crop jacques mousse button downs and being like all right bro here's some shit from walmart you're really hot now you're really because you have the because hassan piker he's got the he's got it You know what I mean? He's a good looking guy. There's no question. He's buff, beautiful head of hair. He's good looking. But man, you take off the fucking, you know, the balloon trousers and the tabbies and the cropped Oxfords and the fucking jewelry. And also, Hassan, just two of your Gabriela Hearst pieces at the RealReal, you'll have enough store credit to buy.

Dude. I don't know. 50 pairs of shorts and t-shirts. Dude, yeah. You're doing laundry four times a year, bud. You know what we should do? We should do an offsite where we take Hassan Piker to like a Walmart and redress him. I don't know. Walmart, maybe somewhere in between Walmart and the Gabriela Hearst. No. Maybe with our good friends at Quince or something like that. No, no, no. Just basic. Okay. Actually, you know what? Big five. Dicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dick, dicks, a dick sport. There's a dick sporting good right near my parents' house. Hassan, we'll pay for your flight. You don't even have to stream it. We'll do it ourselves. Three guys shopping at dicks for regular clothes. That sounds, I mean, who doesn't want to watch that? Yeah, it's going to be. Straight eye for the queer guy. We're basically just going to dress him as a modern-day Jack Donahue, and it's done. I get Hassan in some 7-inch Nike dry fits. Oh, my God, bro. A two-tone green and tan Nike windbreaker show. Done. This is a good idea. An anorak on Hassan. Just normal him out, man. Just take him down a notch. Just take him down a notch. Give him a hat that's a brand of a very popular airsoft rifle company. Airsoft. And then Adidas socks. The key for someone like him is the socks and the shoes can't match. That's the key. That's the key to this, where I think that's easy to get right. It's easy to get right. He needs to wear clothes that is putting out the energy to the world of like, I fuck differently. Okay, so this concert that we're going to go to in D.C., it looks like it might be canceled. because so many of our favorite artists dropped out man talking about 250 it looks like 250 it it looks like it may not be happening anymore a lot of drop off i don't know who's left yeah i got it pulled up so the freedom 250 great american state fair which is also i guess coinciding with the ufc fight Yeah, Martina McBride, Young MC, Milli Vanilli, the Commodores, Morris Day at the time, and Bret Michaels are all out. God, that's tough. The Only People Left, Vanilla Ice, CNC Music Factory, and Flo Rida. And I also saw that a friend of the show, Azalea Banks, said, you know, put me in, coach. I'm ready to play if you need me to fill in for, you know, the Commodores.

All right, big announcement, ticket holders. We have replaced the Commodores with Azalea Banks. Ticket refunds are available at point of purchase. That is, this shit is so, this shit is so depressed. It's honestly amazing how depressing it is, the level of talent that is willing to, because I would say the best. maybe talent that is is is nikki minaj like you know but she's not gonna do like she fulfilled her deliverables and she's like i ain't fucking doing that no more she fulfilled her deliverables to get her boyfriend off a watch list so she's now she's not doing she's not doing five songs for a hundred grand you know at the at the i would love to see what the contracts for these shows look like we need to get on the horn who do you think is booking which which former Wasserman employee has gotten a job over at over at Trump Studios yeah yeah is this a package deal because you know there's not a ton of through lines between Morris Day and the Time, Bret Michaels, and Martina McBride. Like, imagine, like, are these people represented by the same agencies that represent people? Like, is this WME? Is this CAA? Is this UTA? You know what I mean? Are these independent? Are there different, weird, right-wing booking agents that we don't have access to? Because these artists, low-key... probably do pretty well at state fairs and casinos. I think people think these people are total losers, which they are, but they're making money. There are ways for people like that. Bret Michaels is making plenty of money. Yeah, Bret Michaels is doing fine. So I just Googled so far Flo Rida and Bret Michaels, both UTA. I'm telling you, bro. Everybody wants to take the money. Everybody's willing to take the money. I just... Flo Rida is probably apolitical in this case. It's just like, what? I don't care. Bret Michaels, I think, really thought he was helping America. That's the beauty and the purity of Bret Michaels' heart. He's like, I just love my country. I didn't even know this was bad. I don't think he knew anything. Yeah, I just checked. C&C Music Factory, not on UTA, unfortunately. They're on Celebrity Talent International as well as Jay Segan Presents. When you're a smaller agent like that or a smaller act like that.

You are also represented by, you know, like 11 different agencies, which is just like a guy with his phone on his hip. Yeah, it's regionable. But this is really depressing. And sometimes I forget how depressing this stuff is and how stupid everyone is. And then something like this comes up and I saw an overhead shot, like a drone shot. you know showed it while whoever was in office and then it showed it right now where there's a ufc ring being constructed and the ballroom being constructed and it's just it looks like a parking lot of a fucking amusement park kind of It looks like somebody was trying to build a Jurassic Park experience at Universal Studios. And then, you know, halfway through, they had to abandon construction due to like permitting reasons. It's really, really bad. It's really, really bad. It used to look nice. It did used to look nice. Yeah, I just, there's a BuzzFeed article. Flowrider responds after great American state for a backlash. Multiple artists pulled out claiming they weren't aware the concerts had any political affiliation. It's at the White House. At the Freedom 250 White House concert. It's at the fucking White House. I was actually... So there's a party where only... We're just celebrating the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence on the lawn of the White House, but there's no real political vibe or anything like that. Oh, man, that's actually so funny. I didn't realize. I personally didn't realize. I didn't... I don't know, man. It's easy to blame. My agent didn't communicate clearly kind of what was going on, so this is kind of on them, I feel like. Well, the thing that's bullshit is these are all... people who agreed to do it and then after it comes out Then they start making these comments and like, yeah, it's going to be a no for me, dog. We're pulling out. And they're like, well, it was a yes for you seven months ago. I wonder what the rate is. I wonder if it's less or more than they're usually getting. I really don't know. I really don't know. Because if I had to guess, Trump's a lowballer. You know what I mean? He's taught his people his art of the deal. And you know he's lowballing. You know he ain't coming in with a hefty fee. And he's probably.

not willing to negotiate with terrorists which is what he thinks florida is so i don't know i don't know how this could even we need to get an agent we need to get florida's agent on the horn and see what the negotiations look like now his name is probably oran um no what i'm i've because it's a it's one of those things where you know when obama's president anyone's going to play the white house and they're gladly going to do it for free But when you are flow rider and your guarantee for privates is probably still pretty fucking good. Very, very. At what point is he going to be like, yeah, I'm just happy to do it because my career is kind of on the outs. I've got all these plaques and blah, blah, blah. I've got enough money. Everything's fine. But now I get to say, you know. i played the fucking white house look mama you know show his grandkids that's me performing on the lawn of the white house yes trump was president you know not the best but you know what i mean like i could see how like if you really don't give a shit about anything how you'd be interested in in having that little Photo on your mantelpiece? Yeah. It's one of those cool things where you're like, damn, this is... I think it's possible that the reputation of the White House is forever stained. I would say, a large swath of society. The picture you would get with the president shaking hands at the White House if you had the opportunity, that literally lives on your mantle for the rest of your life. And now I think most people with brains and hearts are like, yeah, I'm good. I'm going to sit this one out. I don't care if we won the Super Bowl. I don't need to meet this guy. I mean, I'm on a racist minor league hockey team and I'm not going to do it. You know what I mean? It's going to affect my ability to pull. It's so obvious, yeah. Some of these lib chicks are bad, so I'm staying away from that shit. And we're the last generation where the first half of our life, if the president invites you to the White House, there's a 0.0% no ratio. Yeah, yeah, of course. And now it's fully flipped.

In our short, short lifetime. No, it has fully flipped. It has fully flipped. Thanks a lot, Biden. Yeah, I mean, it's- Trump didn't help either. Trump didn't do us any favors. Okay, well, so I guess to square the circle on army, you know, do you think that- this is an orchestrated thing of of his like career rehabilitation is somebody no you know somebody over at easton gym being like imagine here's here's how we're gonna get it back here's you know we're gonna play to your strengths you know the same way the same person what if like renee raps manager also works out at easton and he's like look renee we went gay it worked the straights divisive on you could take you leave you focus on the gays start dressing like you know A truck driver. And that's how they're going to win you back. And then, you know. I wish it was. I wish it was. Get the girls and the gays on your side. Because there's all these guys. Sorry. All these guys. The rehabilitation campaign is happening right now with Army. Who else? Hunter Biden. I don't think it's a. The thing about it is that this is how. This is a popular type of guy now. Like this isn't. Do you know what I mean? Like this is something that anyone could come to. This look and this sort of approach is something you could come to very naturally on your own living in Los Angeles. It's the best way to live because you get to dress and live very comfortably. You get to walk around in the sun all day wearing shorts and a t-shirt and some Nikes. And every single person in the world wants to slob on that knob. I don't have to wear a fucking... Bottega purse with a book hanging out of it. I don't have to performatively do anything. When I tell people I don't know how to read, they get hornier. Imagine if Armie Hammer was wearing like aloe. Like that would just really, no, he's not. That's what I'm saying to you. It's, it's, it's done in a way. The reason it's hot is because you know that it's real and you know that he doesn't really care. It really feel, it really feels a hundred percent. Like I picked up what was on my floor and put it on. And because of my, the mustache and the hat, it's a little, it's just the details are right. And it's, it's too right to be.

fabricated to me. Do you think it's because this is the sort of archetype of the guy who used to bully these gay men when they were at an impressionable age? Great point. Nothing gets you more turned on than a bully in high school. Calling you a faggot. A guy who would stuff you in the locker. Yeah, a locker stuffer calling you an F slur. Now you're stuffing something else is kind of the vibe. I think that there's probably some psychosomatic stuff that I don't feel comfortable getting into since I'm not Armie Hammer or gay. But... marked safe from being army hammer yeah yeah yeah i do think armand is i really do think he's coming by it by it naturally and that's why it that's why it's working i think if this was like a stylist you know puppeteering this we could feel it there'd be something it'd be there'd be something too new or it'd be like oh that's a 500 this would definitely be fun Army Hammer would never do that. Clocking the hat. Yeah, literally, because I would clock the hat. I would know. I'd be like, oh, that's too far. You know what I mean? Like, that's just too far. Like, you can tell he's sort of just picking up what's on the floor, and he knows he looks good, and it's all. Yeah, and you could never, you could never admit, like, actually those Oakley shorts are La Mer Spring Summer 23. Exactly. Like, as soon as you admit that out loud. It's over for you, bud. It's worse for me than it is for him. Exactly. It's worse for me than it is for him. All right. How long gone? God damn it. No, we still have 10 more minutes. No, we don't. I have 51 on mine. Oh, shit. Weird. My bad. I'm sorry. It's okay. I don't give a shit. I mean, we could talk about the French Open, dude. We could talk about French Open. These motherfuckers can't handle the heat. If you're a Yannick center and you're juiced as hard as you're juiced and the heat is the only thing that can beat you, I'm starting to worry about the juice. Like I'm starting to worry about like, well, maybe are these steroids not good enough? Is that the one thing they can't beat? Okay. So you're, you're, so when you say juiced, you are alleging that that sinner is taking performance. I mean, I think that I'm not the originator of that. And I think that's pretty understood, but they're saying Alcaraz is too. And that's why he's sitting out major tournaments. That's basically from the root, from what I understand, it's often.

when it's a huge star and they don't want a negative scandal because it would affect the tennis as a whole, they allow them to, you know, it's like when you get fired from a job, but they let you make the statement saying that you've decided to leave, you know? So they let you do. So I think that that is, I think that's pretty possible. You know what I mean? But it was, it was beautiful to see, to see Djokovic lose. Nice to see him out. Come on, bro. No, he's the worst, dude. No one likes him. Liking him is a character flaw. It really is. Unlikeable. I kind of, I mean, I don't know. I like him just a little bit. What about him do you like? Because he has one of the worst senses of humor I've ever seen. But I also think that he's a robot. So that, you know, he could like short circuit and the joke doesn't work. Well, my personality type is sort of the opposite of that. So I'm just like. cosmically drawn to those personality types just because it's like a fun ball for me to play with just like a robotic person with the worst sense of humor of all time i'm just kind of like let's let's talk buddy i know i understand that but also he happens to be you know a very amazing undeniable tennis player oh for sure but when you're watching him play against somebody that you that you like more you hate to see joker just really you know bend somebody over i i just think he has because when he does it it's it's it's dehumanizing he has an evil spirit that i think is you have to have an evil spirit i kind of agree with you but i don't think rafa all of your goats the same way the lebron's jordan's tigers you have to create i mean lebron's not cool lebron's ruined his legacy but but rapping too much to the fucking yeah to the camera but i think that i think i think you're right you have to have that but something about his brand of it feels very different than like jordan's to me like you know what i mean like it feels a little more i don't know something about it just doesn't feel as authentic it's just very it's it's robotic and eastern european you know but those those people make amazing athletes because the level of discipline is just yeah that's true it's in their dna and they're just like i'm not here to have fun bitch i'm here to win yeah and jordan was you know having fun and winning he was having fun if by you mean smoking 14 cigars and killed killing his dad tennis players can't do that tennis players cannot

Go on gambling and fucking prostitute benders. And that's crazy because they live in Monte Carlo, which is a great place to do that stuff. You know what I mean? As far as places to do. Yeah. And then the other half of the year, I'm in Vegas and Florida. All there is to do is trick off. I mean, Lamar Odom should have been a tennis player. He would have showed you how it's done. It's cool that they have to. You're right. It's cool that they put themselves in precarious situations location wise almost all the time and are able to. to withstand it. And it's almost as if tennis is doing that as a punishment. Obviously, they're doing it because that's where it's hot and warm and sunny year-round the most. But I wonder if putting the tennis internment cap right next to that beautiful Paris hotel, home of HBO's Hacks, just people riding roller coasters and winning money and getting a handjob with a condom on it and a weird back room. It's all happening right there, but not for you. Not for you, Rafa. You're still rolling out. 10 hours later, you're still rolling out. You stay here rolling out. And speaking of Rafa and tennis, another player, Rafael Jodar, he was alleged because of a weird camera angle that he pushed a ball girl, but I think it's been debunked. I watched that and, dude, that is a very unfortunate camera angle. It's crazy. It's an unfortunate camera angle. It's crazy because it was like, it was, once again, a media literacy issue where it's like, it looks so, you have to watch it three times. literally three times and which is a lot to ask of people it's like when you see those those photos on the internet where like a woman is holding their baby and the baby's leg looks like a giant penis just the way just that kind of stuff yes it's just a bad and the problem is when you create a video or an image like that you you have no control over it at that point if it is that good it's going it's got a life of its own it's going to take off and you have no way to control it and that you know the image of him that looks like he's pushing a girl is going to be burned into everyone's mind subconsciously no it's gonna it's fucked well i thought well i was also like if that's real they would have acted immediately like there's no way if he physically pushed a 12 year old girl yeah there's no on the court he would be removed from you know the tour yeah he's not getting

He's not getting to go back to the locker room and cool down on a fucking Peloton for four hours. He's getting... He's fucking... He's going... They're going... They're shipping him somewhere else. Getting on that midnight train to... going anywhere i don't give a send him to portugal i don't give a fuck but that video really was an eye trick it was really crazy because she like trips over the tarp at the same time he like throws his hands in anger it was amazing the timing was too good and it would be really cool if that really was the only camera angle and everyone was fucked and then remember the there's the curb your enthusiasm episode where a guy got off because he was in the background of a dodger game yeah and that was his alibi and he you know Jodar, he gets kicked out of the league and somebody was like, I was filming my short film and look, I'm the one camera angle that's on the grassy knoll. Jodar is free. There's a tennis influencer filming a two-camera video too loud and they capture him not committing the crime. It's bad, bro. Taylor Fritz's chick dumped him. He lost early. It's hard out here, bro. Fritz lost his dime? Fritz lost his dime. fam and you know the fucked up part about him you know he's got like an eight-year-old that's the other fucking thing about him that's so funny he's got a little he's got him a little mistake and i i think that i think that could fuck with his mental i'm gonna call you mistake i'm gonna come okay so his his ex was morgan yeah a little baddie yeah morgan riddle known baddie known wag yeah Okay, but the kid is not with her. No, no, no, no, no. That's why I said that. He had like a kid when he was like 19 or 20. Okay, so when you go to her page, I'm going to have you guess how far back is the last photo of Fritz on her timeline. It's either the first photo or there's none at all because she's wiped it. Wrong. November 2025. Not bad. Not bad. Do you think she was like, shit, I look good here. I'm not going to delete it. Definitely. I know. I met her a couple times. Also, she's tagging the win Las Vegas, so maybe she's got it.

12 months before she's able to take that one down. I wonder, honestly, I wonder what... My girls know about that one. She's got half a million followers. She's going to be fine. I just wonder, though, because, like, her... That's the only photo of him on her entire grid. Yeah, bro. Well, I mean, look, if you follow tennis, you see her sitting, like, in the box in Tom Brown. Like, brands dress her to sit in the box. Like, she was, like, a pretty big deal. Yeah, she's in the box with the... the sort of fuzzy tom brown gray blazer on i don't even know who's playing tennis i don't even know if there's a game happening or not no no it doesn't that's not the point yeah but i think all eyes on her with the new sonos ace headphones hashtag sonos partner you fucking kidding me all i will the beauty of a tennis wag is like you get a lot you get the association but the the players themselves have too many big sponsors they can't do many outside brand deals you know they can't do these guys got too many sponsors to be messing around yeah it's just yeah sorry um bulgari said i have to stay in the hotel i'm saying sonos sonos can afford her sonos can't afford fritz you know because he's got bows or whatever you know there's a there's there's always probably a nice little you get a little runoff from your partner hella runoff i mean yeah hella run you wouldn't know anything about that i do know a lot about that for all the brands that require you to post a A photo of yourself on social media? I got all that run off, huh? Get your motor running. Jason said, I'm downstream, bitch. Catch me? I'm good money, bro. I'm good money. What are you doing today? Is it a beautiful Saturday in LA? Beautiful Saturday in LA. I'm about to go to Pilates right now. And then we are going to go see Rostam perform tonight at the Ford Theater. Nice. Oh, yeah, because he did San Diego last night. He was texting me earlier about fucking... If I'm going to watch Ahsan Piker and Trevor Noah. And I was like, I think you got the wrong number, big dog. I think you might have missed. I ain't watching Trevor. Wrong. I ain't watching Trevor Noah do anything. I ain't watching Trevor Noah do anything. You put the no in Noah. But yeah, that's what I'm going to be doing. And then, yeah, we're going to be in London this week. Round Monday.

we'll see you there hopefully yeah i can't wait see if that hotel is a gym or not it does right you said no it's an amazing gym amazing indoor pool sauna it's a good that's the the real crux of this hotel i've stayed there many times all right well i will see you in the pit i'll see you in the pit all right i'll talk to you later thank you for listening howlonggone.com we'll see you next week What's that between friends? I don't know. Too many screens.